A Los Angeles man will spend three years in federal prison for a failed attempt to smuggle two suitcases filled with clothes caked in methamphetamine on a flight to Australia.
Customs agents then opened the cases in his presence and they turned out to contain clothes — including a cow onesie — that were dried stiff and caked with a white powder. In all, the clothes had been sprayed with about 2.4 pounds of almost 100% pure methamphetamine and then dried and packed.